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Grant me the serenity to accept the things

I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I cannot accept,

and the wisdom

to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill

today because they pissed me off.

Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,

as they may be connected to the ass that I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100% at work:

12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday,

20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.

Also, help me to remember:

when I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people

are TRYING to piss me off,

that it takes 42 muscles to frown

and only 4 to extend my middle finger

and tell them to bite me.